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Theadeaus Shaffer
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About Me Member Deviously Deviant Theadeaus-AkiraMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 9 Months
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Merchandising

Fri Apr 24, 2009, 10:55 PM
Exactly when did i miss the message that i had to place my images on products? nothing i see in my inbox of message center or whatever says anything about it. but for the last three images i had to HAD TO select some frikken product to slap my photos on. cause i use such HIGH RESOLUTION on my ancient digital camera that i am sure that QUALITY PRODUCTS (which i shall surely see no money from) will be made... honestly. you know warning on things like this would be nice. i grow weary of all of this shit...

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  • Mood: Shitty
  • Listening to: blood pressure rising
  • Reading: that i have to pick a product to move on
  • Watching: my stuff line the pockets of others
  • Playing: an enternal game of profits and losses
  • Eating: shit pie and having to like it
  • Drinking: Hemlock i think. tastes like aristotle

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i eat babies and grind the bones of my enemies for my stylish flat bread pizzas. i live in a bucket under a sink with only mold for houseplants and snails and silverfish for pets. I once hollowed out a Woolly mammoth for my house. I have 17 legs. puddles are actually made of illusion and gravity sauce spiced with dung beetle dung. I am the illicit love child of lady Godiva and Emperor Norton. Time is not linear and neither am i. I helped found the People for Ethical Treatment of Plants. Broccoli is murder and Beansprouts are Auschwitz on a plate. The Lorax speaks for the trees but no one speaks for the peas. save an ecosystem eat your neighbor. That really is the ocean when you listen in the shell. Not air passing through. Science just wants to keep all the little oceans for itself. tobacco is a holy herb that carries prayers to God but after listening to all the petty bullshit people think of and all the stress people smoke away with cigarettes he has turned off the answering machine. it is all your fault. PANCAKES! PAAANCAAKES!!! nom! In star trek holograms are made of solid light. Light is made of photons. Photons also make up Electrons and protons and neutrons. these particles make atoms. Atoms make molecules. Molecules and atoms make up everything. Therefore everything is a Solid Light Hologram. end program!

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Theadhonethley
  • Interests: nearly everything in the world.
  • Favourite movie: To Wong Fu thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
  • Favourite band or musician: Nanne Gronwall for the moment
  • Favourite genre of music: Ambient, techno ethnic everything but country and gangsta rap.
  • Favourite artist: Brahma
  • Favourite poet or writer: Lisanne Norman / Terry Prachet
  • Favourite style of art: Art Nouveau/ Chinese/ Japanese/ Austrailian aborigninal
  • Operating System: 48 tiny people on abacuses in the dark recesses of my laptop.
  • MP3 player of choice: one that plays my music
  • Shell of choice: Cowry
  • Wallpaper of choice: old fashioned victorian cut velvet stuff like you find in whorehouses
  • Skin of choice: thick and fur covered
  • Favourite game: Life
  • Favourite gaming platform: Reality
  • Favourite cartoon character: Uncle Iroh
  • Personal Quote: If i share it it will not be personal now will it.
  • Tools of the Trade: anything i can get my paws on. brush pen and pens seem to be the most prevalent though.

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*cable9tuba Apr 11, 2009, 5:40:10 PM
many thanks for the add to your DA watch list :)
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~Theadeaus-Akira Apr 15, 2009, 3:54:31 PM
i have enjoyed your photos for a very long time. so when i got an account it was only natural i would find a way to watch! :)

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Mood: Love ~AesirRaven Mar 30, 2009, 1:41:46 PM
Alloooooooooo~! Welcome to ze madness! (Madness? This! Is! DEVIANTART!)
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~Theadeaus-Akira Apr 2, 2009, 1:05:06 PM
well now that i am here officially not just being a cuntbiscuit :)

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*Devi-Kamala Mar 30, 2009, 3:57:45 AM
Hey, you might enjoy the photos here....lots of interesting (and cute) animal pics. I like the baby giraffe with the Ace bandage on her neck...ouch!

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~Theadeaus-Akira Mar 30, 2009, 5:27:43 AM
that was rather heart warming. thanks.

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